Spark Fire

Oh my god, please Mister Ex-Landlord. I know you work as a volunteer at the Fire department, but all these messages about Fire? .... please don't set fire to my apartment?!
I WAS A GOOD TENANT!!

Speedway Cemetary

Jesus. Scare the CRAO outta us, will ya?
"Hey dad? Can I borrow the car this afternoon?"
"NO! You'll die!!"

Accidental Career

… like skydiving! or a trapeze artist! OR AN UNDERWATER ESCAPE ARTIST!!!! :0

Ha ha ha

... you're not funny.

ConflictingMessages

So, let me get this straight. You can be a friend by having a friend, but in doing so, you're making yourself an enemy?

What I love about this the best is, with this being what is on both sides of the sign, if you are heading INTO town, you get the nice "Be a friend" message. if you are heading OUT OF town, you get the sad, depressing "Oh GOD! I hate myself!!" message.

Ahhh, landlord, may your schizophrenic ways NEVER change!

Give Word

"Later that day, someone stole the letters for "W-O-R-D" ... how ironic that would have been LOL












Incidentally, I think the Crazy landlord has been moonlighting at Subway!












Aren't there laws against that?

Backbone Beats

... unless you're holding the Ace, King, Queen and Jack of Bones, in which case, Full House, baby!