Ha ha ha

... you're not funny.

ConflictingMessages

So, let me get this straight. You can be a friend by having a friend, but in doing so, you're making yourself an enemy?

What I love about this the best is, with this being what is on both sides of the sign, if you are heading INTO town, you get the nice "Be a friend" message. if you are heading OUT OF town, you get the sad, depressing "Oh GOD! I hate myself!!" message.

Ahhh, landlord, may your schizophrenic ways NEVER change!

Give Word

"Later that day, someone stole the letters for "W-O-R-D" ... how ironic that would have been LOL












Incidentally, I think the Crazy landlord has been moonlighting at Subway!












Aren't there laws against that?

Backbone Beats

... unless you're holding the Ace, King, Queen and Jack of Bones, in which case, Full House, baby!

Laughing Judge

Oh crap... maybe the landlord is on to my little blog! Maybe he's been reading it all along!
HEY! LANDLORD! Use the word "Duty" in one of your future signs, ok? That would make me laugh all right!

... heh heh ... "duty" ..... heh heh "diarrhea" ... heh heh

Winning Smile

This would beg the question, if a quitter smiles winningly, does he lose? ACK! PARADOX!

Quit Winning!

Not to quite "Mystery Men" but....

Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's...
The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx: Not necessarily.