So, let me get this straight. You can be a friend by having a friend, but in doing so, you're making yourself an enemy?
What I love about this the best is, with this being what is on both sides of the sign, if you are heading INTO town, you get the nice "Be a friend" message. if you are heading OUT OF town, you get the sad, depressing "Oh GOD! I hate myself!!" message.
Ahhh, landlord, may your schizophrenic ways NEVER change!
