Laughing Judge

Oh crap... maybe the landlord is on to my little blog! Maybe he's been reading it all along!
HEY! LANDLORD! Use the word "Duty" in one of your future signs, ok? That would make me laugh all right!

... heh heh ... "duty" ..... heh heh "diarrhea" ... heh heh

Winning Smile

This would beg the question, if a quitter smiles winningly, does he lose? ACK! PARADOX!

Quit Winning!

Not to quite "Mystery Men" but....

Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's...
The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx: Not necessarily.

Smile Language

...with some exceptions.
1. If you're a pervert, it's "Pervert-ian".
2. If you visit the dentist once every ten years, it's "Disgusting-ish".
2. If it's directed at a blind person, it would be "Retard-ese".

Fuel-Care

The only way this sign could be better is if the gas station behind it were on fire.
*Mental note : Remember to buy a birthday present for the jerry can of kerosene out back.

OMGWTFBBQ

Wow! Really? So, I guess I should take the BBQ out of the bathroom, eh? Aw man! And I was SO looking forward to eating hamburgers while I poo!