Six Figures

Who wants to tell the crazy ex-landlord that those aren't "figures" ... they're "letters"...
.. and they spell "Smiles".

Happy FaceLift

... and it costs much less, what with anti-depressants being commercially sold worldwide!

Spark Fire

Oh my god, please Mister Ex-Landlord. I know you work as a volunteer at the Fire department, but all these messages about Fire? .... please don't set fire to my apartment?!
I WAS A GOOD TENANT!!

Speedway Cemetary

Jesus. Scare the CRAO outta us, will ya?
"Hey dad? Can I borrow the car this afternoon?"
"NO! You'll die!!"

Accidental Career

… like skydiving! or a trapeze artist! OR AN UNDERWATER ESCAPE ARTIST!!!! :0

Ha ha ha

... you're not funny.

ConflictingMessages

So, let me get this straight. You can be a friend by having a friend, but in doing so, you're making yourself an enemy?

What I love about this the best is, with this being what is on both sides of the sign, if you are heading INTO town, you get the nice "Be a friend" message. if you are heading OUT OF town, you get the sad, depressing "Oh GOD! I hate myself!!" message.

Ahhh, landlord, may your schizophrenic ways NEVER change!